smartitician 

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

smartitician by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

Smartnician 

Smartnician:

A technician or installer of Smart-technologies with software and hardware that is controlling temperature, illumination, alarm, stove etc. through a tablet or smart-phone.

All my lights and ovens turned themselves off again yesterday. I need to call the smartnician.

Smartnician by Johet January 9, 2014

Smartificial Intelligence

The next step in AI, or artificial intelligence.

The artificial intelligence in Buffy's smart phone was really smartificial intelligence.

Smartificial Intelligence by ShadeyHillRanch January 11, 2019