Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

Shartini by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

shartini

When one farts and a tiny bit of juice is excreted shart poo chili

When it felt like a cocktail came squirting out of my butt, I realized I must have had a shartini.

shartini by bmkmkc October 4, 2008

espresso shartini 

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

espresso shartini by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020

Dirty Shartini 

Is when a guy bangs some spoiled snobby bitches ass and blows his load in her butthole. Immediately after she takes a Martini glass and cum farts in the glass until she accidentally shits out the cum out.

Jahmeir was banging Melissa’s asshole the other night, as Jahmeir creampied her butthole, Melissa grabbed the Martini Glass off the night stand and proceeded to shake up a Dirty Shartini for Jahmeir.

Dirty Shartini by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

Sharmini 

The most beautiful girl in the world, beautiful inside and out...Lips so sexxy, with big beautiful eyes, sexiest body imagineable... Anyone and everyone who has met her is allured my her loving and kind soul, always smiling and always trying to make other people happy, very loveable

Sharmini is the queen that any pauper, prince or king would desire.

Sharmini by yourBestie August 31, 2014

Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Shartinate 

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

Shartinate by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007