conkspotter's definitions

turking off

crucial first step in the artificial insemination of poultry

it's almost thanksgiving so there's lots of turking off at the farm to do

by conkspotter October 10, 2014

Buntas

Slang term for testicles, possibly derived from the Punjabi word bunta/banta, meaning "marble".

Ooh he kicked me right in the buntas!

by conkspotter January 30, 2012

But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

by conkspotter November 28, 2011

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

by conkspotter November 17, 2011