scarzitis
scarzitis by Rando.monium December 29, 2015
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To be unable to type understandable sentences, or to type words jumbled up. From the famous moderator who continues to fail to type anything coherent.
Chatroom person 1: hi !!!
Chatroom person 2 : hi chartoom preson 1
Chatroom person 2: fuck my scarzitis is bad today
Chatroom person 2 : hi chartoom preson 1
Chatroom person 2: fuck my scarzitis is bad today
scarzitis by Billvanman January 7, 2016
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scartist by Struggling scartist May 7, 2018
Stareitis
a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.
Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012
Startitis
Startitis: noun - Repeatedly starting new projects while still having multiple uncompleted projects.
Melanie is plagued by startitis. She frequently starts knitting something new rather than finish her other incomplete projects.
Startitis by Fiber Fanatic January 8, 2015
Saroitis
1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.
2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"
Patient: "What's that mean"
Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"
Patient: "Is it cureable?"
Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"
Patient: "But I ccca"
Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
Patient: "What's that mean"
Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"
Patient: "Is it cureable?"
Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"
Patient: "But I ccca"
Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
Saroitis by NotoriousD.I.G June 17, 2009