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sharticus 

someone's cart
"yo can I hit the sharticus?"
"fs twizzy"

I am spartacus 

Refers to a scene in the movie "Spartacus" starring Kirk Douglas as Spartacus. After the army of former Roman slaves led by Spartacus is defeated in battle by legions of the Roman army, a Roman general stands before the captured surviving members of the slave army and demands that they turn over Spartacus, or else all of the former slaves will be executed. Upon hearing this and not wanting his friends to be executed, Spartacus stands up and says "I am Spartacus." However, the loyalty of his friends is so great that each of them stands forward in succession, shouting "I am Spartacus!" until the shouts dissolve into a cacophony of thousands of former slaves each insisting "I am Spartacus!" Bewildered and still not knowing which of them is Spartacus, but impressed by the loyalty he inspires in his army, the Roman general has all of the slaves crucified in a miles-long display alongside the Appian Way leading back to Rome.

Thus the phrase "I am Spartacus!" is often used to humorously start a chorus of responses of "No, I am Spartacus" among a group.
Person enters chat room and types "I am Spartacus."

100 other people in the chat room then respond with "No, I am Spartacus!", "I am Spartacus!", etc.
I am spartacus by LemonJoose August 16, 2006

Spartacussing

Swearing with lots of references to poop or genitals in the style of the TV show Spartacus.
Dude 1: Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!
Dude 2: Stop spartacussing me!
Spartacussing by rrsquare August 3, 2012

Sharticles 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"
Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."
Sharticles by the hue bearer July 30, 2016
A rapid, contiguous succession of shitfarts. ie: a persistent stream of sharts.
After drinking tequila all night with the company whores, Johnny began his shartcast of last night's buffalo wings.
shartcast by chrisnegu October 23, 2006

Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock

A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.

References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.
Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:

Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!