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Linus ; a unique name , usually a cool and a sweet person. A great friend who is skilled in giving great advice
"Linus is so good at giving advice"
"Linus has a really unique name"
by BoomshakalaKA October 18, 2013
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Linus is the God of tech and he is always fine. Linus will break your new computer and then make a new video about how he can fix it with RGB lighting and then cheat the rules he set out on how to repair it.
Linus: "Hi, my name is Linus"
Viewer: "Are you okay?"
Linus: "Everything is fine."
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by TheWorldlyInsight March 16, 2017
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A fat shit, who needs loving, and hair looks like he escaped from a mental asylum and small dick
E.G Linus is gay
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by Terezza June 12, 2017
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Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.
Example 1:
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"

Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."
by crappybull September 01, 2013
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