sextee 

The receiver of a sext message.

OMG, I meant to send my girlfriend a sext message but I misspelled the name and later realized the sextee was actually my mom!

sextee by Batzerto September 29, 2010

Septeena

Septeena is a bitch who spies on people and can read minds and see you and know what you’re doing at any given time

Damn that septeena is a fucking bitch

Septeena by Simeon. September 20, 2021

Sixteen Candles 

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.

Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."

Sixteen Candles by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

Settee 

Great place to have sex on, especially one that is plush and covered in soft, black leather.

Do you like my new leather settee?
Lovely. Now climb on it, lift your skirt and bend over haha!!

Settee by JJ-DJ November 21, 2014

sextuendo 

Sexual innuendo while texting

"Do you like things spicy?" is an example of sextuendo.

sextuendo by BadaB July 14, 2009

my super sweet sixteen 

A show on MTV where spoiled brats waste their parents' hard-earned money on $200,000 parties, renting out clubs and being as vain, self-centered, and selfish as humanly possible.

"I saw an ad for children starving in Africa. Then the show My Super Sweet Sixteen came on and I promptly vomited in disgust."

my super sweet sixteen by alabasterribs May 3, 2006