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A word for couch or sofa used by filthy hipster scum in order to attempt to sound more cultured or fancy, but just comes off making them seem like a cunt.
It's a fucking couch, sofa or chair, not a goddamn settee.
Settee by Okuma April 30, 2013
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Face Settee 

An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.
Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
Face Settee by Rayem December 31, 2015

on mah settee buddah 

Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."

Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
on mah settee buddah by enviroman September 22, 2011
Septeena is a bitch who spies on people and can read minds and see you and know what you’re doing at any given time
Damn that septeena is a fucking bitch
Septeena by Simeon. September 20, 2021

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

Swank Setter 

1. adj. cool, great, or awesome.

2. n. A high class version of an Irish Setter, a popular dog breed.

3. interj. Used to express extreme awesomeness.

Synonyms: Cedric Gordon, awesome possum

Etymology: Just a funny phrase my best friend and I made up in high school and used among our group of friends.
1. That's pretty Swank Setter.

2. I say old chap, that is a rather Swank Setter, much swankier than the MacDonald's pooch.

3. So we're cool right? Yes? Swank Setter!
Swank Setter by niai September 19, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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