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Great place to have sex on, especially one that is plush and covered in soft, black leather.
Do you like my new leather settee?
Lovely. Now climb on it, lift your skirt and bend over haha!!
Settee by JJ-DJ November 21, 2014
Words you can keep
A word for couch or sofa used by filthy hipster scum in order to attempt to sound more cultured or fancy, but just comes off making them seem like a cunt.
It's a fucking couch, sofa or chair, not a goddamn settee.
Settee by Okuma April 30, 2013
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Face Settee 

An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.
Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
Face Settee by Rayem December 31, 2015

on mah settee buddah 

Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."

Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
on mah settee buddah by enviroman September 22, 2011
Septeena is a bitch who spies on people and can read minds and see you and know what you’re doing at any given time
Damn that septeena is a fucking bitch
Septeena by Simeon. September 20, 2021

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

Swank Setter 

1. adj. cool, great, or awesome.

2. n. A high class version of an Irish Setter, a popular dog breed.

3. interj. Used to express extreme awesomeness.

Synonyms: Cedric Gordon, awesome possum

Etymology: Just a funny phrase my best friend and I made up in high school and used among our group of friends.
1. That's pretty Swank Setter.

2. I say old chap, that is a rather Swank Setter, much swankier than the MacDonald's pooch.

3. So we're cool right? Yes? Swank Setter!
Swank Setter by niai September 19, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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