Are you lunchable today? Oh yes! I’m so fanging for it I’ve already removed my underwear. See you soon for “lunch”
by JJ-DJ May 03, 2025

by JJ-DJ November 21, 2014

A swig is the first spurt of semen that you have to swallow before you can spit the rest out. Usually happens if there is a ridiculous amount of ejaculate.
by JJ-DJ January 25, 2015

by JJ-DJ January 26, 2015

by JJ-DJ March 08, 2014

Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you
Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you
Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you
by JJ-DJ January 28, 2017
