JJ-DJ's definitions

Lunchable

Code word for meeting up at lunch time for mutual oral sex

Are you lunchable today? Oh yes! I’m so fanging for it I’ve already removed my underwear. See you soon for “lunch”

by JJ-DJ May 3, 2025

tease

Performing cunnilingus on a girl but never letting her reach orgasm

Will you please just stop being a tease and finish me off?!

by JJ-DJ January 26, 2015

Settee

Great place to have sex on, especially one that is plush and covered in soft, black leather.

Do you like my new leather settee?
Lovely. Now climb on it, lift your skirt and bend over haha!!

by JJ-DJ November 21, 2014

Swig

A swig is the first spurt of semen that you have to swallow before you can spit the rest out. Usually happens if there is a ridiculous amount of ejaculate.

I had to take a swig there or I would have choked haha

by JJ-DJ January 25, 2015

Boner

Something that seems to happen whenever you're with your accountant

Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you
Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you

by JJ-DJ January 28, 2017

Volt

Electrifying bj that causes you to come five times.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh ….. whoosh. VOLT!!!

by JJ-DJ March 8, 2014