Lunchable

Code word for meeting up at lunch time for mutual oral sex
Are you lunchable today? Oh yes! I’m so fanging for it I’ve already removed my underwear. See you soon for “lunch”
by JJ-DJ May 03, 2025
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Settee

Great place to have sex on, especially one that is plush and covered in soft, black leather.
Do you like my new leather settee?
Lovely. Now climb on it, lift your skirt and bend over haha!!
by JJ-DJ November 21, 2014
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Swig

A swig is the first spurt of semen that you have to swallow before you can spit the rest out. Usually happens if there is a ridiculous amount of ejaculate.
I had to take a swig there or I would have choked haha
by JJ-DJ January 25, 2015
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tease

Performing cunnilingus on a girl but never letting her reach orgasm
Will you please just stop being a tease and finish me off?!
by JJ-DJ January 26, 2015
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Volt

Electrifying bj that causes you to come five times.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh ….. whoosh. VOLT!!!
by JJ-DJ March 08, 2014
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Boner

Something that seems to happen whenever you're with your accountant
Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you
Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you
by JJ-DJ January 28, 2017
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