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Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.
After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012
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Scroticular 

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve
Scroticular by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003

Scroticles 

\"Pinky was a nice cat, until he bit me in the scroticles.\"
Scroticles by LittleSam April 26, 2005

Scroticles 

Scroticles (noun); the extremely sensitive hair follicles located on the scrotum, known to cause intense pain if pulled, accidentally or otherwise; ball fuzz; nut fur.
I was playfully wagging my penis at my woman, who wasn't amused. She reached over and yanked a handful of scroticles from my nutbag. EPIC PAIN!
Scroticles by OneStarGator July 5, 2017

Scroticism 

Synonym of “pussification”; pussy is strong (can take a beating), scrotums are weak (can not take a beating).
The scroticism (vs the pussification) of America has resulted in folks that think they deserve a job without submitting a resume (insert eye roll)

Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.

Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.
Scroticism by JeMel13 May 25, 2023
A type of Yoga emphasizing folding, stretching and parasailing with ones scrotum.
Too much scrotic yoga may result in elephantiasis.
scrotic by stooptard September 6, 2003