scoticles

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Fuzzy baby-blue slippers with a polka dot bow

Q: "Where are my scoticles?"
A: "Under the bed; where you left them."

scoticles by Scoticles are the best! February 7, 2010

Words you can keep

shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

Related Words

scoticles • Scroticles • Snoticles • scottules • shiticles • sexticles • snosticles • scicles • scootcicles • Scoticus

Scroticles

(noun) The scrotal/testicular region.

\"Pinky was a nice cat, until he bit me in the scroticles.\"

Scroticles by LittleSam April 26, 2005

Scrotticles

N. When you are tea bagging someone and pull your sack out to place them upon their eyes. No scrotticles are complete without a nose in the brown eye

Last night I gave that Iraqi bitch scrotticles!!!!!!!!

Scrotticles by Mr. Bead September 25, 2010

sticles

similar to z0rz. A suffix you can add to any word of your choosing. NSFW; use at your discretion.

Boss: How did you move over all that information on to the spreadsheet so quickly?
You: Copy and pastesticles.

sticles by dakdakdouken October 6, 2017

Scroticles

Scroticles (noun); the extremely sensitive hair follicles located on the scrotum, known to cause intense pain if pulled, accidentally or otherwise; ball fuzz; nut fur.

I was playfully wagging my penis at my woman, who wasn't amused. She reached over and yanked a handful of scroticles from my nutbag. EPIC PAIN!

Scroticles by OneStarGator July 5, 2017

Shotsicles

Vodka enhanced popsicles that are an incredibly tasty summer drink. They're often used at a party to consume alcohol in stealth mode.

Kathleen: There is no way I am going to make it through this family reunion barbecue when it's booze free.
Julia: Don't worry- I'm bringing a stash of shotsicles for the two of us!
Kathleen: YES.

Shotsicles by kiwi4030 July 27, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026