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Testicular Elephantiasis 

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?

Elephantisis

A very big terrorist.
Elephant-Isis.
Daniel: WOAH, that terrorist we saw on the news looked huge.

Griff: he probably has elephantisis
Elephantisis by QueenOfRain November 8, 2016

elephantitis 

Lymphatic filariasis, also known as elephantiasis, is best known from dramatic photos of people with grossly enlarged or swollen arms and legs. The disease is caused by parasitic worms, including Wuchereria bancrofti, Brugia malayi, and B. timori, all transmitted by mosquitoes. Lymphatic filariasis currently affects 120 million people worldwide, and 40 million of these people have serious disease.

When an infected female mosquito bites a person, she may inject the worm larvae, called microfilariae, into the blood. The microfilariae reproduce and spread throughout the bloodstream, where they can live for many years. Often disease symptoms do not appear until years after infection. As the parasites accumulate in the blood vessels, they can restrict circulation and cause fluid to build up in surrounding tissues. The most common, visible signs of infection are excessively enlarged arms, legs, genitalia, and breasts.

Medicines to treat lymphatic filariasis are most effective when used soon after infection, but they do have some toxic side effects. In addition, the disease is difficult to detect early. Therefore, improved treatments and laboratory tests are
elephantitis by Anonymous February 20, 2003

elephantitis 

" Elephantitis" commonly referred to Julie disease. A chronic swelling of the legs coupled with the formation of fibrous tumerous growths.
"Elephantitis" or Julie disease prevalent to Nelson Lancs, Especially among big fat Julie's. Caused by thread worms and anal spackling.

elephantitis of the nuts 

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.
I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

elephantitis 

Lymphatic Filiarisis (elephantiasis) is a thread-like filarial worm is passed from person to person through the bite of an infected mosquito. Once inside the body of an unsuspecting person, the worm thrives in the lymph vessels and tissues. As it grows, it causes marked swelling of the limbs and other extremities. Elephantiasis is a skin disease that is most common in the tropics. It gets its name because the affected skin becomes rough and thickened usually causes the disease. Mosquitoes carry the worm. When the mosquito bites, the worm enters the body and eventually lodges in the lymph vessels.

It most commonly affects the limbs and can occasionally move to the scrotal areas and outer genitalia.

please people, you might think its funny, but this is a serious and painful disease, its not right to make fun of these people, most of them live in areas where good medical help is hard to find so they can't get relief from this curable disease until its too late and its gone into later stages(when it is incurable). And you all seem to think its a joke.
http ://www.bk- lymphklinik. de/foto/ KHAS36.jpg here is a picture of elephantitis, does that look funny to you?
elephantitis by Reiuki2 August 2, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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