OneStarGator's definitions

Highballs

noun, plural. Condition that results from rubbing CBD oil on one's nutsack.

Mary: I was meaning to pleasure my man last night with some baby oil, but I accidentally picked up the bottle of CBD oil instead!
Jane: How'd that turn out?
Mary: Highballs.

by OneStarGator April 21, 2020

diction

1. (noun; ˈdik-shən) Style of speaking or writing.
2. (phrase; dick shun) The act of abruptly looking away from an exposed penis either out of embarrassment or disgust.

Example 1:
Todd: Did you like the play?
Lisa: No. The actor's diction was so poor I could hardly understand what he was saying.

Example 2:
Todd: I decided to make my move with Lisa last night. After heavy making out, I whipped out my dick and smiled.
Ted: Then what happened?!
Todd: Total diction. What a bummer.

by OneStarGator August 20, 2017

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

Movie Weasel

A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.

Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.

by OneStarGator July 27, 2017

Double Pinch

A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.

Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?

Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”

by OneStarGator November 6, 2017

sphincter recoil

Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart

TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!

by OneStarGator July 19, 2017

uberone

Passenger (usually spouse/significant other) who rides along as chaperone when giving rides for Uber, to keep things from getting "physical".

Todd: Gotta go babe, just got another Uber fare notification !
Lisa: Where is the drop-off point?
Todd: Uh.. the Mustang whorehouse just outside of Vegas.
Lisa: Not so fast, Romeo. I'll go along as your uberone.

by OneStarGator April 19, 2018