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The inconceivable rejection a funny, original and often ingenious word, phrase or humorous expression submitted for review to the editorial staff of Urban Dictionary.
Todd: I understand your hilarious submission to Urban Dictionary was rejected. How does THAT happen??
Me: The only possible explanation is Editorial Buffoonery.
Me: The only possible explanation is Editorial Buffoonery.
by OneStarGator July 18, 2017
Get the Editorial Buffoonery mug.Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart
TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!
by OneStarGator July 19, 2017
Get the sphincter recoil mug.A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.
Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
by OneStarGator July 27, 2017
Get the Movie Weasel mug.The almost imperceptible tilting of the upper body caused by lifting a butt cheek off the cushioned seat of a restaurant booth in order to discreetly pass gas.
Todd: Eww, damn bro! Did you just fart?!
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.
by OneStarGator August 20, 2017
Get the CUSHION LEAN mug.1. (noun; ˈdik-shən) Style of speaking or writing.
2. (phrase; dick shun) The act of abruptly looking away from an exposed penis either out of embarrassment or disgust.
2. (phrase; dick shun) The act of abruptly looking away from an exposed penis either out of embarrassment or disgust.
Example 1:
Todd: Did you like the play?
Lisa: No. The actor's diction was so poor I could hardly understand what he was saying.
Example 2:
Todd: I decided to make my move with Lisa last night. After heavy making out, I whipped out my dick and smiled.
Ted: Then what happened?!
Todd: Total diction. What a bummer.
Todd: Did you like the play?
Lisa: No. The actor's diction was so poor I could hardly understand what he was saying.
Example 2:
Todd: I decided to make my move with Lisa last night. After heavy making out, I whipped out my dick and smiled.
Ted: Then what happened?!
Todd: Total diction. What a bummer.
by OneStarGator August 20, 2017
Get the diction mug.Passenger (usually spouse/significant other) who rides along as chaperone when giving rides for Uber, to keep things from getting "physical".
Todd: Gotta go babe, just got another Uber fare notification !
Lisa: Where is the drop-off point?
Todd: Uh.. the Mustang whorehouse just outside of Vegas.
Lisa: Not so fast, Romeo. I'll go along as your uberone.
Lisa: Where is the drop-off point?
Todd: Uh.. the Mustang whorehouse just outside of Vegas.
Lisa: Not so fast, Romeo. I'll go along as your uberone.
by OneStarGator April 19, 2018
Get the uberone mug.What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".
Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.
by OneStarGator September 20, 2017
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