sclorf

When the fuzziness of something becomes weared away, but still fluffy. Some people dislike the feeling of it in their hands. It's like when that bitch Alissa puts the socks in the dryer for too long and they loose their soft fluff and it becomes a dull fluff. Fucking Alissa.

Alissa: Puts socks in dryer for over 3 hours
Nathan: Takes out the socks cuz Alissa is a lazy asshole "What the fuck. It feels so Sclorfed up."
Nathan, now mad: "Bend over Alissa, it's time to beat your ass harder than your dad beats you"

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 12, 2018

alberto scorfano

A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.

wait whos that gay kid

that is alberto scorfano!

by i_am_your_mother July 6, 2021

splorf

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.

1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.

by Shadowfax November 2, 2004

sclore

A sclore is a scaliwaging whore. A girl who you can fuck that night punch in the face and never call again. Someone who you wouldn't give a shit if they died but would still fuck them.

Dude im going to bang a sclore and then cut her fucking throat!

by Taliwacker May 3, 2007

scorffshite

Someone who talks rubbish with their mouthful

That Boris, he was talking away with a veal sandwich in his gob the other day, what a scorffshite

by CurlyWurly58 September 30, 2020

scorfe

Can be used in any situation, to mean absolutely anything. Also can be any part of speech.

- Scorfe!!
- You're such a scorfe.
- Hey man, you be scorfin'.
- Yesterday I was licking the scorfe off my dog's back and she turned around and bit me in the ass.

by J-Wizzle April 27, 2006

Scloff

Someone who sits/lays around in an extremely lazy fashion. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

We were trying to go to the party, but John was such a scloff and wouldn't get off the couch.

He smoked way too much and ended up scloffing on the bed for the rest of the night.

by The Lima Bean Team June 12, 2011