scloration

pronoun;the weathering of an object or idea;dusted, decrease in quality,

outdated, outmoded, antiquated

When I left my surfboard outside I was disappointed to see the scloration that had occurred and how my board was now faded and deteriorated.

by jconyani August 29, 2010

solobration

The act of celebrating an event (birthday, award-winning, graduation, et cetera.) alone. This can either be by choice or because of circumstances beyond your control.

I am having a solobration for my birthday this year.

I had my first solobration after David was born.

by olispeaks April 17, 2023

Solobation

To masturbate

Is the hand lotion ok to use? No, it's my husbands for Solobation.

by Swayze pants October 5, 2015

solobration

The celebration following a break-up with a person you really did not care for much anyway. Usually a large gathering with lots of close friends and drinking is involved.

After Mark broke-up with Beyonce for the second time, she went out and had a solobration with her friends Abbi, Miss-A, and Lisa. It was a great night.

by FindingLoveInAHopelessPlace January 10, 2012

scrotation

1. To use one's scrotum as a flotation device.
2. To rotate or twist one's scrotum, usually causing injury. Past tense "scrotated".

My plane crashed into the ocean, and I had to perform scrotation.
I accidentally scrotated the other day, and I had to go to the hospital.

by Hnery Derpington III May 24, 2017

scrotation marks

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

by drzimo March 20, 2010

scrotation

1. Scrotation, comes from scrotum & rotation. Refering to a "rotation" while scratching ones nutsack. Example: at a job, (i.e. workshift), also commonly used amongst Vanier Lifeguards when changing guarding positions.

1. Scrotation! ... SCROTATION!!! ... GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!

2. I scrotated the tires on my Lada yesterday, what a job.

by Big Toker April 14, 2003