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putting dildos in one-anothers ears
"Oh scloof me Patricia!"
scloof by Alexandria Fartia January 21, 2009
Words you can keep
Some looser who thinks he's way better than everyone but is arrogant as hell and just acts like a (squid, a clown, then u find out hrs a dirty skinner goof. Therefor (scloof)
Check out this waist of space and air

while stalking the kids at the park, trying to pick up another skin beef, what a fucking scloof!
Scloof by Trippel B. January 5, 2025
Related Words
scloof sploof scoof sloof Scoofy scloob scloop Scroof Schloof schloofer
A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.
"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"
scoofa by msinkwell September 23, 2021
/Scoo- fa/

A positive exclamation of excitement or gratification often at the result of good news.
Noble Knight: I have a date with Esméralda tonight! No cap!

Merlin: Scoofa! Do you need a ride?
Scoofa by Damotaur May 13, 2022

Schloofy 

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed
Schloofy by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

Schloofy 

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader
Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy
Schloofy by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018
The process of holding in a fart until it disappears.
I totally sclooged yesterday in front of my girlfriend.
sclooge by Mr. bluue November 13, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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