my cousin, alberto, mexican/asain is so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 hyper because of too much sugar!
by rachel... July 11, 2008
a certain individual, particulary of Mexican descent, who enjoys "borrowing" military/ government issued gear and selling it for his own profit. The certain items an Alberto prefers, cost anywhere from a few dollars to thousands of dollars. Generally an Alberto wont risk "borrowing" an item if the paper stacks ain't right(alot of money). An Alberto doesnt necessarily have to be in the military. He/she could acquire the item from a contact.
Jose: "Pablo, hey have you seen those brand new radios. Our Lieutenant is gonna go crazy when he hears about them!"
Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?
Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"
Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"
Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?
Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?
Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"
Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"
Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?
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by cinndii November 24, 2007
A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.
by Bj Martinez June 09, 2013
alberto is a very athletic boy who is smart but dumb at times, he is fine af and knows it. alberto loves soccer but sucks ass at it.
by ampy bambi November 25, 2021
The best motherfucker you will ever see. Also known as Lil Dawg, this motherfucker got sauce, is a sexy man and can attract any bitch he wants, even your hoe homie. Fuck will him and u gonna get fucked up.
by OBJ bitch November 27, 2017
A male of hispanic decent. Is a funny relaxed guy that likes to get the attention of not one but many females. Though Alberto may seem like a player or tool he is a faithful fun loving character who will never cheat. He may sometimes come off as a douche bag but inside he is probably the most sensitive and loving guy you will meet. He says a lot of random stuff and only wants people to like him.
Guy 1: There he goes acting like a tool again..
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.
by Michelle2 December 23, 2011