raisaphobia

The fear of elevators that isn't over 100 characters long.

Friend 1: I'm going to floor 5. Gonna take the Elevator.
Friend 2: I'll take the escalators
Friend 1: Why won't you take the elevators?
Friend 2: I have Raisaphobia
Friend 1: The fuck is Raisaphobia? Are you looking at gay-ass definitions from Urban Dictionary again?!

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 13, 2018

phlnt

A word without any vowels, meaning the feeling when a woman takes off her bra and nothing else. It isn't freedom, it isn't relief, it's just a form of happiness and love all at once. This word becomes "Phlnt'd" when the woman has a dick.

Woman: Takes off bra "Oh shit, this feels so good" the Woman feels Phlnt

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 13, 2018

what about widowmaker

A guy who can't be Tracer, so he decides to be widowmaker.

Somebody please make a definition for "im already widowmaker"

Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 13, 2018

sumo disease

A disease in when you go to a live stream and flood the chat because you want to talk to the streamer and or because you're wanting to help them, or possible you're obsessed with the game that the streamer is streaming.

JoshOfAllTrades: *Does 1 thing*
Steve, With Sumo Disease: Hey you can go through the thing and then to the place with the rocks a-... babble babble

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 13, 2018

dayja voo

Somebody who can't spell "Deja Vu"

Severe Acne Lad: "I'm having Dayja Voo"
Lad: "Sorry say that again?"
Severe Acne Lad: "Dayja Voo?"
Lad: "Get out"

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 13, 2018

sclorf

When the fuzziness of something becomes weared away, but still fluffy. Some people dislike the feeling of it in their hands. It's like when that bitch Alissa puts the socks in the dryer for too long and they loose their soft fluff and it becomes a dull fluff. Fucking Alissa.

Alissa: Puts socks in dryer for over 3 hours
Nathan: Takes out the socks cuz Alissa is a lazy asshole "What the fuck. It feels so Sclorfed up."
Nathan, now mad: "Bend over Alissa, it's time to beat your ass harder than your dad beats you"

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 13, 2018