splorf

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.

1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.

by Shadowfax November 2, 2004

splorf

To shred some sick chords in the group chat on the fly, often via a voice message. Can be done with a guitar, banjo, piano, keyboard, sampler, drum machine, synthesizer, tuba, trombone, saxophone, kalimba, the drums, or any other radical instrument.

I gotta splorf this, hold on

by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

by PokeyD March 14, 2017

Sploring

To go on an adventure that is more fun then usual!

So today me and my friend went sploring through the mystic jungle and came upon a fairy. llamas

by skicrazy88 October 6, 2010

splorin

Short for "exploring". Often occurs unexpectedly, unplanned. Apostrophe may appear on either, or both, sides of the word. ('splorin, splorin', 'splorin')

Person 1: "What's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know, let's go 'splorin"

by cecil_t May 31, 2010

sporfle

Similar to lol or rofl. A sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot.

It is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun.

A: Oh my goodness, that man's megaphone is larger than his head!

B: *sporfle*

by Corisa September 6, 2008

splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020