scirrotto
noun: when a man's face looks like a vagina, particularly when it has 5 o'clock shadow all over it, and totally sounds like a pussy when the lips clamp together.
scirrotto by Panty Dropper 454 February 27, 2011
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scarrott
scarrott by James Bitowt June 24, 2008
connor scarrott
A phrase used to describe the top roadman in your area. Often also used to describe a drug dealer who’s main activities include selling weed and being a top shagger
connor scarrott by SeesItDoesItTalent January 27, 2019
Scarrottism
When someone believes that they are absolutely 100% certain that something is / is not about to happen and then (often immediately) the complete opposite happens. This is known as a "Scarrottism".
People who often do this are said to have a bad case of "Scarrottosis".
People who often do this are said to have a bad case of "Scarrottosis".
In the car "There's no way in hell she's going to get into that parking space!!! Oh, she's in..."
On the phone "If you think they're going to the answer the phone on a Sunday, you're insane!! Oh, hello..?"
Both of the above are examples of scarrottism.
On the phone "If you think they're going to the answer the phone on a Sunday, you're insane!! Oh, hello..?"
Both of the above are examples of scarrottism.
Scarrottism by LiverAndOnions December 19, 2009
sciarrotta
If you have this last name you are literally the coolest person to exist. He pulls all the ladies, and never has to try when it comes to girls. They come up to him.
sciarrotta by AyO.yi February 17, 2022
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