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connor scarrott 

A phrase used to describe the top roadman in your area. Often also used to describe a drug dealer who’s main activities include selling weed and being a top shagger
Watch out, there’s a Connor scarrott over there
To 'scarrot': To masturbate furiously whilst blindfolded onto a spinning globe, then see where it takes you.
Benson: Did you hear about Tarquin?
Reginald: No
Benson: He scarroted and ended up in Bishkek
Reginald: Yikes!!!
scarrot by Tim Croft May 30, 2006
A sexy stunning girl and has all the boys over her. She might be quiet but she has a party animal in her! She is a brunette and normally has brown eyes all scarlotts are actually very pretty and nice a lovely name. She is a good friend and cares about people.
Girl " Hey wanna go out with me"
Boy" Sorry no i got my eye of Scarlott"
Girl"What is it with you about scarlott"
Boy" Well they are naturally pretty
Scarlott by emily shtajs November 11, 2011

scirrotto 

noun: when a man's face looks like a vagina, particularly when it has 5 o'clock shadow all over it, and totally sounds like a pussy when the lips clamp together.
You broski take it easy, with your stupid woman ranting you are totally sounding like a scirrotto.
scirrotto by Panty Dropper 454 February 27, 2011

Scarrottism

When someone believes that they are absolutely 100% certain that something is / is not about to happen and then (often immediately) the complete opposite happens. This is known as a "Scarrottism".

People who often do this are said to have a bad case of "Scarrottosis".
In the car "There's no way in hell she's going to get into that parking space!!! Oh, she's in..."

On the phone "If you think they're going to the answer the phone on a Sunday, you're insane!! Oh, hello..?"

Both of the above are examples of scarrottism.
Scarrottism by LiverAndOnions December 19, 2009

sciarrotta 

If you have this last name you are literally the coolest person to exist. He pulls all the ladies, and never has to try when it comes to girls. They come up to him.
Damn my girl is talking to that sciarrotta

Dude she's hers now
sciarrotta by AyO.yi February 17, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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