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scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

scroteome 

The protein content of a scrotum or scrotal derived body fluids.
Proteome Systems Ltd (ASX:PXL) today announced the signing of an agreement with the New York based biotechnology company, Egenix Inc to co-develop a scroteome-based (semen-based) diagnostic kit for prostate cancer based on the known proprietary Human Carcinoma Antigen (HCA)
scroteome by Duncan8r June 16, 2006

scrotomima 

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey
Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!
scrotomima by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

Scrotom Pole 

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.
guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."
Scrotom Pole by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

scrottox 

Scrottox (noun)
Defined as the area directly between the buttox and anus. See also: Scranus, taint, gooch, pud, gnifkin
"Please pinch my scrottox."

"I wiped too fast and too far and now my scrottox is dirty."

"I have no scrottox. My penis is directly connected to my anus."
scrottox by R.H.L. February 2, 2004

scrotomic 

1. one or more scrotums compressed to create a large amount of pressure
hey tom, that person killed three people with a scrotomic bomb
scrotomic by NickH-T July 3, 2011