Shirtless Bob

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.

Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!

by meowlnir July 02, 2016

smelly nelly

Private parts (either gender) with a particularly bad odour.

Don't go down on him, he has a smelly nelly!

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Bert

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".

Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!

by meowlnir July 02, 2016

Tranny Granny

When your grandpa puts on your grandma's clothes and crossdresses.

What's up with Pop lately? He can't stop doing the tranny granny.

by meowlnir October 06, 2016

Doog

A cute way to refer to a dog.

I love my big fluffy doog!

by meowlnir July 04, 2016

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 03, 2014

poopinal

The act of pooping into a urinal.

Bob got so drunk he did a poopinal in the urinal.

by meowlnir May 11, 2018