scrottox

Scrottox (noun)
Defined as the area directly between the buttox and anus. See also: Scranus, taint, gooch, pud, gnifkin

"Please pinch my scrottox."

"I wiped too fast and too far and now my scrottox is dirty."

"I have no scrottox. My penis is directly connected to my anus."

by R.H.L. February 2, 2004

Scrottom

A modification of scrotum to make it rhyme with bottom. Because it's more fun that way.

The scrottom and bottom are connected by the grundle.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

scrotox

An anti-wrinkle treatment, similar to "Botox," for the scrotum. Sometimes deemed vain and unnecessary, the scrotox treatment is nonetheless gaining popularity in Europe and the west coast.

After grandpa's scrotox treatment, his balls looked as smooth as a peach. I wonder how long that'll last, but I'm more worried about the fact that he showed me his balls.

by Scrotexyak November 12, 2004

scrotox

A new treatment for removing unsightly wrinkles from scrotum.

He was the ultimate metrosexual, not a hair out of place, not a wrinkle anywhere. I swear, when they finally invent scrotox he'll be first in line for a treatment.

by Jeremy Sherman January 29, 2009

Scruttox

the patch of skin between your balls and your poop shoot

guy 1: dude, my scruttox itches like hell, what's your sisters number?
guy 2: What? why do you want my sister number?
guy 1: because she was licking my scruttox last night and I think she gave me something, I'm gonna tell that bitch off!

by Yellow feva August 9, 2009

Scrotox

A new cosmetic medical procedure used by maturing men for their sagging scrotum. It requires the injection of botulinum toxin aka Botox™ into the skin of the scrotum so the sac lifts and the wrinkles disappear giving a more youthful appearance. Scrotoxing also reduces injury during teabagging and makes it more difficult to squirrel grip during rough sex.

Sheila was ecstatic after Shane went and had the Scrotox procedure. It's been like a new lease of life. His teabagging her no longer feels like a slap in the face and his ball sac feels so smooth to lick and kiss.

by Dick Examiner May 3, 2018