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Scrottom 

A modification of scrotum to make it rhyme with bottom. Because it's more fun that way.
The scrottom and bottom are connected by the grundle.
Scrottom by meowlnir June 29, 2016
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An anti-wrinkle treatment, similar to "Botox," for the scrotum. Sometimes deemed vain and unnecessary, the scrotox treatment is nonetheless gaining popularity in Europe and the west coast.
After grandpa's scrotox treatment, his balls looked as smooth as a peach. I wonder how long that'll last, but I'm more worried about the fact that he showed me his balls.
scrotox by Scrotexyak November 12, 2004
A new treatment for removing unsightly wrinkles from scrotum.
He was the ultimate metrosexual, not a hair out of place, not a wrinkle anywhere. I swear, when they finally invent scrotox he'll be first in line for a treatment.
scrotox by Jeremy Sherman January 29, 2009
the patch of skin between your balls and your poop shoot
guy 1: dude, my scruttox itches like hell, what's your sisters number?
guy 2: What? why do you want my sister number?
guy 1: because she was licking my scruttox last night and I think she gave me something, I'm gonna tell that bitch off!
Scruttox by Yellow feva August 9, 2009
A new cosmetic medical procedure used by maturing men for their sagging scrotum. It requires the injection of botulinum toxin aka Botox™ into the skin of the scrotum so the sac lifts and the wrinkles disappear giving a more youthful appearance. Scrotoxing also reduces injury during teabagging and makes it more difficult to squirrel grip during rough sex.
Sheila was ecstatic after Shane went and had the Scrotox procedure. It's been like a new lease of life. His teabagging her no longer feels like a slap in the face and his ball sac feels so smooth to lick and kiss.
Scrotox by Dick Examiner May 3, 2018
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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