Scarrottism

When someone believes that they are absolutely 100% certain that something is / is not about to happen and then (often immediately) the complete opposite happens. This is known as a "Scarrottism".

People who often do this are said to have a bad case of "Scarrottosis".

In the car "There's no way in hell she's going to get into that parking space!!! Oh, she's in..."

On the phone "If you think they're going to the answer the phone on a Sunday, you're insane!! Oh, hello..?"

Both of the above are examples of scarrottism.

Scarrottism by LiverAndOnions December 19, 2009

Starrotism

People who like the character starro and has autism
unless their mind is actually taken over by starro...

I have starrotism

Starrotism by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004