sciff

Somebody who is mindbogglingly stupid.

"You're a fuckin' sciff mate!"

sciff by LilMissBubbly August 3, 2015

Scuffed 

/skʌf/
adjective

1. Of poor standards or low quality

2. Referring to a fake / off-brand item, usually a boot-leg

3. Referring to something broken / not working as intended

"Did you watch pvc's last stream?" "yeah it was pretty scuffed"
"Have you seen Sarah's new shoes?" "yeah they're scuffed"
"Is your phone broken again?" "yeah it's fucking scuffed man, I need a new one"

Scuffed by just a fellow moxxer October 2, 2019

scoffle 

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

scoffle by bosscw March 10, 2011

Heel scuff 

Having to shit so bad, you're about to shit yourself. So you clench your ass shut and try to walk until you get to a toilet to relieve yourself.

I had to shit so bad, I heel scuffed down the hallway till I found a restroom!

Heel scuff by DMU77 May 19, 2015

shiffa 

Shiffa is a very shy person when you first meet her. Afterwords she’s a funny crazy weird but nice person. Shiffa is also an artist

Girl:hey

Shiffa:hi...
Girl:wanna be friends

Shiffa: k

Few months later

Shiffa: 🤪🤪🤪
Girl: oh god

shiffa by Daya hunt May 17, 2018

Scuffed LLC 

Scuffed LLC is a company created by Paul Denino and Brent Kaskel widely regarded as a ponzi scheme. Many investors have decided not to invest in Scuffed LLC due to its ties to the alt-right as well as the fact Brent Kaskel's previous experience of running a company (Archon) ended up in bankruptcy within months despite tens of millions being invested.

Although efforts have been made by the company to keep investors private, leaks have confirmed that at this current moment in time the two of the main investors are Alki David (owner of FilmOn) and Ross Perkins (president of the now defunct streaming site stream.me).

If you invest in a SCUFFED LLC, don't expect to get any of your money back.

Scuffed LLC by Hampton Brandono March 6, 2019

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.

I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch) by Scoopalone February 19, 2009