Scoffee

To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.

The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"

Wilson: "Sorry boss."

The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"

Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."

The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"

by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010

Scoffee

the combination of scotch and coffee.

also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.

man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.

man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!

man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.

man 2: no problem buddy! :)

by coochanin October 6, 2011

Scoffee

Slang for Ice Coffee, generally of the type that comes in a 600ml carton.
"scoff-ee"

"I'm thirsty. I would love a Scoffee."

by Spazmat August 31, 2005

Scoffee

Coffee that has so much sugar in it that it becomes Sugar with coffee.

Rose: I'm having coffee.
Lilly: I'm having sugar with some coffee in it.
Rose: Ah, you mean Scoffee. Enjoy!
Lilly: *sips her scoffe as she tries to wake up*

by FearMeForIAmStarr March 1, 2022

scoffle

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

by bosscw March 10, 2011

congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

by mamma murder August 24, 2010

Global warming scoffers

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.

Global warming scoffers are crackpots.

by Deep blue 2012 February 14, 2010