Pocket Shopping

It’s shopping with no chance of buying anything. So, you put your hands in your pocket, so the store associates get the hint to leave you alone to browse.
I had to get some ideas of what I want for Christmas. So I went to a few stores to do some pocket shopping.
by DMU77 November 27, 2019
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Freezy

Free and easy. A free spirit woman that loves a lot of sex. Results in multiple baby daddies. Never married.
She’s knocked up again!? That’s the 6 kid with 5 daddies and never married. Damn, she is freezy!
by DMU77 January 7, 2021
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Digitile

A low IQ person who thinks vaccines will slowly turn them into a robot like human. So “they” can control us.
They’re digitile ing us by injecting us with medicine that will turn us into robots and control us.
by DMU77 March 7, 2022
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Heel scuff

Having to shit so bad, you're about to shit yourself. So you clench your ass shut and try to walk until you get to a toilet to relieve yourself.
I had to shit so bad, I heel scuffed down the hallway till I found a restroom!
by DMU77 May 19, 2015
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Swim shoulders

Girls that have been hit by the ugly stick. A girl with huge shoulders, which typically has manly bodily and facial features.
I can’t bring home this girl to meet my mother, she got swim shoulders!
by DMU77 September 1, 2019
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Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.
This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."
by DMU77 February 2, 2025
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