Scoopalone's definitions

Boston Bouffant

(Pronounced Bah-stin Boo-font) (noun) when a male is performing cunnilingus on a female partner, and the female lets loose a queef of such intensity, that it parts the male's hair right down the middle. ( in a similar fashion to George McFly's hairdo in back to the future).

Skyler went muff diving, and came out with a Boston Bouffant! What a loser!

by Scoopalone June 4, 2014

Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.

Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......

by Scoopalone May 19, 2013

Easy Snack-cess

Having your snacks (or lickies and chewies) in a convenient location to facilitate access to said snacks.

I always put my m&m's in the small pocket of my backpack for Easy Snack-cess.

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Boner Ring-Toss

(Game, Action) A fringe, deviant, yet popular weekend barbecue game in the male homosexual community. It involves two buff, fit looking, fully erect, pale males who attempt to throw a plastic ring (while locking eyes and maintaining eye contact) and have it land successfully on the opposing male's erect genitalia. The most points wins a case of white claw or Zima (if they make that anymore). If you break eye contact, the opponent gets a point. First to 21 wins. It's kind if like cornhole except much gayer! It would be an amazing gamer nickname for games where you can kill a live opponent.

You have been slain by "Boner Ring-Toss"

by Scoopalone April 19, 2021

Homosae-PEON

Anyone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary with the definition having any of the folowing words to describe themself: Awesome, Rockin', Amazing, Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Ruler of the world, God-like.....These people really are not any the words stated above....they are really Giant Douches

McKay, fiona, adam, Scott

Each of the above mentioned people is a Homosae-PEON.

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

low tide dick (ltd)

When a male bangs out a slam-pig (skank, scallwag, swamp donkey, mollusk etc.) and does not shower afterwards. He then goes to his manual labor job and works out in the sun all day, creating a sweaty swamp in his pants that festers and festers. When he comes home from work and removes his pants, the smell is just like low tide. It is extremely funny if he then says to the same girl who initiated this chaotic and awful smell: "Smell my dick!" and thrusts it in her face.

Drew cleared out the locker room with his low tide dick (ltd).

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

Squashed Rat

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014