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To mess up, botch, spoil, wreck or ruin to the point of useless. A person who has a tendency to screw things up.
He was set to schpurgle his opportunity at work.
A schpurgler has stollen my parking spot
I schpurgled big time when I went for her musty- cup!
Schpurgle by shortCUT207 March 5, 2020
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Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!
schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

schmuggle 

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,
ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*
schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

spurgled 

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.
I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...
spurgled by Leewrong August 31, 2017
''look at her ass its so schurle''
''better do squats before i go schurle''
Schurle by PutMyDickInYou January 19, 2015

schnuggle 

The combination of a cuddle, huggle, and snuggle. They are used toward people affectionately, such as showing love or friendship, sometimes as foreplay. It may seem very similar to just 1 of the 3 combined phrases, but you will realize a schnuggle when it happens due to the added awesomeness and epicness.
Carmelle: "You are rad! Let's schnuggle under the moonlight.'

Linden: "Totally, I love you!"
schnuggle by Meatasaurus June 24, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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