Schmurtled

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008

Schmurgle

Extruded styrofoam packing material. The term originally applied to styrofoam in the shape of small, worm-like rods, about 1/4" in diameter and random curvature, that were in use in the 1960's. It use has since been expanded to include plastic packing material of all shapes and composition.

We received a glass bowl in a box well packed with schmurgles.

by wrwetzel September 6, 2009

Schmustle

The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.

person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn

by jax1993 June 12, 2018

schmuckledunse

A 'schmuckledunse' is an individual suffering from schmuckledunse-disease.

My japanese friend has caught a severe case of schmuckledunse-disease. He's such a schmuckledunse.

by Bangerboy2348723 May 6, 2022

Schmurple

when you cant find a word to describe something.

You see something and say; ie.What the hell is that? You would say that is 'Schmurple'.

by Tracy Stimson May 6, 2008

schurtle

Someone who smokes Newport 100's and uses cheap generic toilet paper (usually stolen from resident hall bathrooms)

"Damn boy did you that girl using generic toilet paper and smoking newport 100's"
"oh yeah she's such a smishnin schurtle"
"Calamazoo!!!"

by Xerxe April 14, 2008