Schpurgle

To mess up, botch, spoil, wreck or ruin to the point of useless. A person who has a tendency to screw things up.

He was set to schpurgle his opportunity at work.
A schpurgler has stollen my parking spot
I schpurgled big time when I went for her musty- cup!

Schpurgle by shortCUT207 March 5, 2020

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

schmuggle 

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,

ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*

schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

spurgled 

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

spurgled by Leewrong August 31, 2017

Schurle

Someone with a granny ass

''look at her ass its so schurle''
''better do squats before i go schurle''

Schurle by PutMyDickInYou January 19, 2015

schnuggle 

The combination of a cuddle, huggle, and snuggle. They are used toward people affectionately, such as showing love or friendship, sometimes as foreplay. It may seem very similar to just 1 of the 3 combined phrases, but you will realize a schnuggle when it happens due to the added awesomeness and epicness.

Carmelle: "You are rad! Let's schnuggle under the moonlight.'

Linden: "Totally, I love you!"

schnuggle by Meatasaurus June 24, 2009