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Schmurtled
The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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Schmurgle • Schmergle • schlurgle • schmargle • schmorgle • schmorgledorf • Schmorgleton • schmuggle • Schmuglet • schmungle
Schmoigle
A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Schmoigle by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
schmingle
The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008
Schmigglet
A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.
First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan
First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017
schmuggle
schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006
Schmoigle
A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!
Schmoigle by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019
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