spurgled 

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

spurgled by Leewrong August 31, 2017

Spurgle 

The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.

The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.

Spurgle by jcm65 July 27, 2010

spurgleboozers 

When you take a dump in a girls hair and then smash her face in with a Golden Girls DVD box set until you achieve orgasm

Janet and I performed spurgleboozers last night. It was so hot. That is until I found out about her disdain for Bea Arthur.

spurgleboozers by markitzer0 August 11, 2009

Spurgle 

The semen that runs down your cock when you remove a condom after a long game of "Fuck"

Wow that was great sweetie. Ah fuck, I got spurgle on your sheets. Spurgle is the semen leftover in my condom. Here, taste!

Spurgle by Richard Cravings July 15, 2009

spurged 

to cheat with condescending cordiality

Sometimes medical students use the word spurged to cheat at Scrabble.

spurged by jgoliath September 25, 2010

Spurglegurgle 

When you cum in a bottle of mouthwash twice a day and continue using it.

“I heard that a decent amount of spurglegurgle is actually great at building enamel”

Spurglegurgle by anita gofradump June 13, 2021

Spurgle 

A spurgle is an incompetent, overbearing, self-important, pompous buffoon.

Our boss is a walking disaster, a total spurgle.

Spurgle by OldSEEngineer August 19, 2023