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Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!
schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.
Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me
Schlinglebobbing by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

schmuggle 

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,
ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*
schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006
a schlong which is curved or slightly off to one side or the other. fairly common among pornstars.
"dude, monica told me that Jerry has a schlurve. that's why she's having neck problems."
schlurve by markus smith May 8, 2008

schnuggle 

The combination of a cuddle, huggle, and snuggle. They are used toward people affectionately, such as showing love or friendship, sometimes as foreplay. It may seem very similar to just 1 of the 3 combined phrases, but you will realize a schnuggle when it happens due to the added awesomeness and epicness.
Carmelle: "You are rad! Let's schnuggle under the moonlight.'

Linden: "Totally, I love you!"
schnuggle by Meatasaurus June 24, 2009