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Schmichael 

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.
Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that
Schmichael by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

schmurpht 

The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.
"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"

"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"
schmurpht by RyanMeht May 13, 2006

schmumched 

To trap a queen.
Your dad schmumched that former queen, your majesty. The queen is dead. Long live the queen,!

So Schulich 

Adjective. Describing the selfish and unfriendly approach of students who pretend that work isn't done in order to ensure that their fellow students are totally screwed.

In a different context, "So Schulich" is also defined as an individual who prescribes anti-social tendencies for the purposes of furthering academic success within various eco-habitats such as the Bronfman Library.
C is so Schulich on her friends - D recently had to stay up all night because of that.
So Schulich by Shanker Pants March 27, 2008

Schulich School of Business

The Schulich School of Business is York University's business school in Toronto, Ontario that offers an undergraduate, pHD, executive and MBA program.

Schulich generally receives a lot of hate by other students - some for truly valid reasons, while others for reasons beyond stupid. Firstly, Schulich students tend to have a reputation for being highly pretentious and snobby (applicable to both MBA's and undergrads). A lot of students seem to think that because they attend Schulich, they are immediately better than everyone else. Such specimens enjoy displaying the fact that they are Schulich students to others (i.e wearing Schulich hoodies, the infamous Schulich lanyard, talking loudly about Schulich problems to outsiders etc.) to help with their ego problems. Worse still, many students who in the pursuit of appearing down to earth and decent, tend to exaggerate their dislike of other pretentious Schulich students and ultimately end up being more snobby and douchey themselves.
There is a large divide between the students of York and Schulich. It is interesting to note that while most York students might reason this with a supposed intellectual gap, the majority of students of Schulich lack the common sense of a banana. Also, what makes this divide all the more evident is the juxtaposition of an ultra-right leaning Schulich with a highly liberal York University.
Person 1: Oh my God, I'm from the Schulich School of Business and I hate how some Schulich'ers are soooooo pretentious. Seriously man, why do people act like that!! I mean, just because you go to York, it doesn't mean you're less intelligent than we are!! Seriously dude, some Schulich'ers can be SOOO obnoxious
Person 2: Yea, I know the type...

schmeicheled 

To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"
You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.

You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.

The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.

The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."

schmeicheled by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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