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Schmerica 

You call a person shmerica that is blonde, doesn't stop talking when told, and is smart only when they need to be. They can come up with amazing come backs and people only wish they could think of.
Teacher: Will group one go up please?
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!

Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.
Schmerica by alyssa_lover May 22, 2007
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The prettiest most amazing woman you'll meet. Shrica are shy and doesn't recognize how awesome and pretty they are. They usually have a good meme game, and can be extremely kinky. They'll be extremely shy and will blush when hearing "I love you". Sherica tend to also say a lot of lies, along the likes "I'm not pretty" and "I'm fat". If you encounter a Sherica in the wild, just cuddle her and hold her to sleep, and she'll be the happiest woman in the world.

Synonyms : Perfection, soon-to-be-wife, cutest girl in the world.
Guy 1 : Dude that woman is wife material
Guy 2 : Her name is Sherica
Guy 1 : Oh, everything is clear now.
Sherica by Konekowo August 22, 2018

schmalicate 

Carey had to schmalicate to his tent in order to make it back before breakfast.
schmalicate by Norillim July 10, 2010
Discord server full of degenerates connected loosely to the Efron child trafficking ring.
Anon 1: Hey did you see that stupid ass discord server Smerica?
Sami Efron: I stand for CP!
Smerica by Misty Efron January 19, 2022

spherical bastard 

An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.
Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.
spherical bastard by dziban July 14, 2007

Slumerican 

Someone, usually poor and from the south, who doesn't judge others, likes to party, likes/has tattoos, cause a little chaos, and has problems with authority.
Stephanie: I met this guy at the party last night. He was kind of a tough bad boy and wore cheap clothes but he was really sweet as well.

Brittany: Sounds like a Slumerican.
Slumerican by Jordan999fire October 7, 2018

SCAMerica 

What America seems to be morphing into where virtually everyone is trying to pull some type of SCAM on other people - all seemingly without repercussion.
Only Enron and Worldcom could happen in SCAMerica.
SCAMerica by Jeff D April 21, 2003