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To trap a queen.

Your dad schmumched that former queen, your majesty. The queen is dead. Long live the queen,!

schmumched by RoosterMcRoosterface May 22, 2022

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schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

schmucked by josh kisul September 29, 2008

Related Words

schmumched • schmucked • Schminched

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.

One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.

Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.

The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the first move, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.

Schmucked by NYGuido September 22, 2010

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone; to shove someone by their face.

The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.

Schmucked by NYGuido September 19, 2010

Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.

"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"

Schmucked by Princs January 8, 2012

Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.

The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death

Schmucked by Theschmucker March 19, 2017

Schminched

The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.

Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”

Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”

Schminched by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026