Schmeichler

The German word for a charmer or a smooth talker, one with the ladies

Damn, Brad Pitt is a Schmeichler

by actually_not_pseudo July 10, 2022

Schmeidlered

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

by Ian J. April 25, 2008

schmeicheled

To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"

You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.

You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.

The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.

The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."

by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006

Schmeickle

A word to describe wonder and amazement. However can also be used as a general noun ie, name or object whos name cannot be remembered.

Have you seen Tia? She look's awesome.
Wow.... She's yeah pretty schmeickle!

His schmeickle was enormous!

by BillyG1981 August 14, 2012

schmeckler

A little penis

Awww look at Alex's little schmeckler

by Dave o' Dave January 28, 2014

Schleicher

A red-headed female that at a minimum, has to douche three times daily because of an excessively smelly cum dumpster

Look at that schleicher over there... I can smell her from here.

by Dave Nestle February 26, 2009

schweuchler

a person that is simultaneously a schwitzer and a heuchler

Felix ist ein schweuchler.

by Priocs October 21, 2018