Schmicheal

The coolest name in the world.
Call all your friends schmicheal if your cool.
Or else YAH FACE.
Hahaha.
Its pronounced: Shh-micheal.
:D

Niamh: HI Scott and Marianne.
Marianne: Hihi.
Scott: Hey, I brought the pokemon series.
Marianne: Your so cool.
Niamh: Your new name is schmicheal.

Schmicheal by Marianne :)[e-mail] Add me :) March 14, 2007

Schmichael 

An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.

Look at that cool dude
Yeah it's Schmichael he's like that

Schmichael by rando1234566789 May 20, 2020

Schmidhead 

A Schmidhead is traditionally performed by either Kathie(nice hillbilly spelling) or Bob Schmid. Pulling a Schmidhead occurs when either Bob or Kathie befriend someone for the sole purpose of using them. They operate under the guise of being decent people. They are so self absorbed that even their own children are neglected.

In order to staff his side business, Bob actually "pimped" his daughter. To keep Chad happy and employed, Bob agreed to let the two sleep together under his roof. Oops, I forgot to mention that she was a junior in high school at the time. Bob, father of the year you are not. You and you wife, are complete pieces of shit.
"Hey Bill, you really "tried" to fuck those people over. Your a real Schmidhead."

Schmidhead by the playa January 24, 2005

schmeicheled 

To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"

You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.

You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.

The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.

The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."

schmeicheled by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006

schmechel

A tiny penis

Stacey:Hey Jared sent me a photo of his penis IT WAS SO SMALL it was a Schmechel

Harrison/me:I’m a guy why do you tell me this stuff

schmechel by Harrison Godd December 7, 2017

Schmickel 

A form of US currency that is a lower denomination than the penny in the form of a hammered out rusty bottle cap. 40000 of them equal one Wheat Thin.

First mentioned in the 3/22/2007 episode of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien"

Say thanks for painting my house, here's a Hefty bag full of schmickels

Schmickel by GOKAIRED June 2, 2023

Schmechel

The left over foreskin after a Jewish ceremonial circumcision.

The party was over when Abraham’s schmechel fell into the gefilte fish

Schmechel by Lilschmechel July 17, 2023