schmand 

Verb: to schmand

The act of sexual congress with a partner whilst dressed as Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton respectively. Often involving a plethora of imported German dildos. Under no circumstances can traditonal lubes be used. The only exception being the blood and tears of the poor.

Should one of your friends ever Schmand a partner, it is customery to gift them a farmyard animal. CM.

"Hey man, I finally Schmanded Tiffany last night! "

schmand by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016

Schande 

This word is an ancient Hebrew word used to describe a disgrace, or one who brings the embarrassment through mere association. Someone who is "a disgrace", meaning "such a shame".

Famed Jewish protester Abbie Hoffman said that Judge Julius Hoffman, also a Jew, was "a schande vor de goyim" during the trial of the Chicago Eight, which meant "a shame before the gentiles", i.e non-Jews.

Schande by Fupa Lover 69 slappin' Bootie January 26, 2019

schmanna 

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word

Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!

schmanna by the comand'r June 29, 2022

Newt Scamander 

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

Newt Scamander by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

thank you schmank you 

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

thank you schmank you by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

Schmunday

An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.

Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!

Schmunday by Schmah March 7, 2011

schmanvas 

(shman-vuss)n. 1. Unecessary and irritating clutter or attitude

did you finish packing your suitcase?
yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.

i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my ID.

schmanvas by hamachinigiri January 24, 2006