Verb: to schmand
The act of sexual congress with a partner whilst dressed as Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton respectively. Often involving a plethora of imported German dildos. Under no circumstances can traditonal lubes be used. The only exception being the blood and tears of the poor.
Should one of your friends ever Schmand a partner, it is customery to gift them a farmyard animal. CM.
The act of sexual congress with a partner whilst dressed as Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton respectively. Often involving a plethora of imported German dildos. Under no circumstances can traditonal lubes be used. The only exception being the blood and tears of the poor.
Should one of your friends ever Schmand a partner, it is customery to gift them a farmyard animal. CM.
by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016
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