Schmank

Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.

My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.

by velocitycu April 12, 2010

Schmank

a e-cigarette or vape

yo, gimme that schmank bobby.

by xI Murx October 21, 2018

schmank

The universal anything.

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

schmank

Disgusting, tan bed abuser, trailor park hoochie. Pretty much just a nasty bitch.

that is the schmankiest bitch I've ever seen

by malfoof80 April 25, 2006

Schmank

e-cigarette or vape

yo, gimme my schmank bobby

by xI Murx October 21, 2018

Schmank

The worst racial slur. Comes from over 700,000 years ago. Was created by the Order of Saint Dumass.

"Shut up you stupid schmank!"
"You're nothing but a filthy schmank"

by heavenlydemon November 12, 2021

thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015