schmank

The universal anything.

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

schmank

Disgusting, tan bed abuser, trailor park hoochie. Pretty much just a nasty bitch.

that is the schmankiest bitch I've ever seen

by malfoof80 March 24, 2006

Schmank

Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.

My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.

by velocitycu April 12, 2010

schmanks

a way of expressing gratitude

Friend: "i bought you a beer!"
You: "Schmanks!"

by Boondogler January 25, 2012

Schmank

a e-cigarette or vape

yo, gimme that schmank bobby.

by xI Murx October 21, 2018

schmanke

THE best thing ever made in existance its a word you use when something is incredibly amazingly super awesome or when someone is freakin METAL!!!!!!!

that kid is so schmanke

by the schmanke June 14, 2011

Schmank

e-cigarette or vape

yo, gimme my schmank bobby

by xI Murx October 21, 2018