Schmandig 

When something is very good.

This idea is very schmandig

Schmandig by Puzzlekönig November 23, 2019

scandigger 

A girl who flirts with you just to use your scanner.

Bro 1: Bro! That chick was totally into you. She was hitting on you!
Bro 2: Nah man! She just wanted to allow me to let her use my scanner
Bro 1: What a scandigger!

scandigger by Bigdaddysteez January 4, 2014

Schmadge 

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

Schmadge by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005

Schmang 

1. (v) An alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.

2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang

3. Being drunk on low cost drinks

1. Hey Reid, would you schmang that girl?

Fuck yeah, I'd schmang the shit outta her.

2. Yo we chilling hard #Schmang

3. Ander was so schmanged last night we drew a dick on his face.

Schmang by Ellis P June 18, 2011

SCHINDIGGITY

Something awesome and downright unbelievable, that's how awesome it is.

"Dude that's so schindiggity!"
"I know, right?"

SCHINDIGGITY by The Awesome And Mighty One July 11, 2009

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"

schmang twang bang by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Schmanting 

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

Schmanting by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009