Schmang 

1. (v) An alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.

2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang

3. Being drunk on low cost drinks

1. Hey Reid, would you schmang that girl?

Fuck yeah, I'd schmang the shit outta her.

2. Yo we chilling hard #Schmang

3. Ander was so schmanged last night we drew a dick on his face.

Schmang by Ellis P June 18, 2011

Schmang 

Small vape usually with high amounts of nicotine.

"Yo Toby bro, pass the schmang"
"The fuck you just say?"
"Schmang"

"Can I have a hit of the schmang?"

Schmang by funkgluck9000 September 29, 2020

schmang 

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

schmang by Brian October 5, 2004

schmang 

A covering or coating of crud on or inside a motorcycle.

I removed the countershaft sprocket cover to install my new chain and was amazed at the amount of SCHMANG under there.

schmang by rob mckinnon December 5, 2003

schmang 

a general term for any kind of undesirable matter, usually something that can be smeared

After talking on my cell phone, I always have to wipe the face schmang off the screen.

Don't put your feet on the couch. I don't want schmang on the cushions.

Don't hug me. I've been working out and I feel all schmangy.

schmang by djbizze October 5, 2005

schmang 

A wild and unruly female dog, usually of the 'toy' group. Name derived from 'Siamang', a primate of similar behavioral characteristics.

That little schmang barks it's head off every time I walk by!!!

schmang by bengjyi May 1, 2006

schmang 

A large innatemate object, resembling somewhat a rotting featus

Holy crap look at that schmang

schmang by GrandeTete August 25, 2003