schmandles

When you cut off the back of an old pair of sneakers in an effort to look more homeless.

My schmandles flew off when I attempted to kick a ball.

by schemeezebob April 22, 2009

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable

Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.

by Presti June 24, 2008

Schmondler

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.

Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."

by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009

Schmades

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

by meebs3 January 6, 2009

schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Schmaddlebags

A very nice ass

Polly: Damn! Look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!
Riley: Wow!

by Tamparama69 February 9, 2022

caca schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.

That halo child is a total caca schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009