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schmanvas 

(shman-vuss)n. 1. Unecessary and irritating clutter or attitude
did you finish packing your suitcase?
yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.

i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my ID.
schmanvas by hamachinigiri January 24, 2006
The term given for a light skinned mexican-mennonite. The language spoken is known as low-german where regular german (as spoken in Germany) is known as high german. Its more of a slang language of proper german. They originated in a community known as Chihuahua in Mexico as farmers and other agricultural sectors. They migrated north and are found in Central US, as well as Canada, mostly in Manitoba and Ontario. Common names used by themselves are: Jake, Issaac, Helen, Mary, Henry, Anita, Margaret among others. Common features are, large protruding ears, square shaped heads, black hankerchief worn by female after married. Dresses in cowboy gear except wears a baseball cap with the mesh in the back (cheese grater) Commonly shortformed as "Schmen" Can be found in dictionaries as "mennonites" and "white mexican"
Quit being such a schmenna.

Stop acting like a schmen.
Wear some deodorant, you smell like a schmenna.
Schmenna by millsy200 January 22, 2010

Schmanta Claus 

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.
"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

manga_schmanga 

One of the coolest peeps out there and they draw real good 😳
Me: My fave TikToker is manga_schmanga
Dave: I like Charlie

Me: Nigga what?
manga_schmanga by Seffau February 21, 2021

manga_schmanga 

Better than all the Lana stans and draws better than my mom can cook cornbread and has good content on TikTok
Nez: I love manga_schmanga
Random: Eh I like Charlie

Nez: What nigga?
manga_schmanga by Seffau February 21, 2021
a person or inanimate object that may or may not be particularly skilled at a musical object
that shmannah really can tickle the ivories
shmannah by Chis masta February 9, 2009
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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