schmando

A bloody legend.

Have you met Schmando? She’s a bloody legend.

by universalenergy November 23, 2021

schmendo

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess

Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo

by duckoff September 10, 2011

Schmango

A group of girls who have excellent taste in everything.

Damn straight they are. I wish I was a schmango.

by codesandkeys March 9, 2011

SCHMANGO

An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.

SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...

Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.

SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.

Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?

SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*

by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011

schandolph

a schandolph is usally described as a weird form of chicken nugget eaten in scotland

Look at that ugly little schandolph

by yo_gurl_who_likes_apples February 16, 2020

schmand

Verb: to schmand

The act of sexual congress with a partner whilst dressed as Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton respectively. Often involving a plethora of imported German dildos. Under no circumstances can traditonal lubes be used. The only exception being the blood and tears of the poor.

Should one of your friends ever Schmand a partner, it is customery to gift them a farmyard animal. CM.

"Hey man, I finally Schmanded Tiffany last night! "

by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016

Schmandrew

Usually referring to one with an obsession with a particular animal.

Schmandrew has a large collection of Donald Duck items

by SwindySwoo February 5, 2010