An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.

SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...

Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.

SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.

Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?

SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*

SCHMANGO by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011

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schandolph

a schandolph is usally described as a weird form of chicken nugget eaten in scotland

Look at that ugly little schandolph

schandolph by yo_gurl_who_likes_apples February 16, 2020

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schmand

Verb: to schmand

The act of sexual congress with a partner whilst dressed as Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton respectively. Often involving a plethora of imported German dildos. Under no circumstances can traditonal lubes be used. The only exception being the blood and tears of the poor.

Should one of your friends ever Schmand a partner, it is customery to gift them a farmyard animal. CM.

"Hey man, I finally Schmanded Tiffany last night! "

schmand by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016

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Schmandrew

Usually referring to one with an obsession with a particular animal.

Schmandrew has a large collection of Donald Duck items

Schmandrew by SwindySwoo February 5, 2010

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