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Schmedium 

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.
Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.
Schmedium by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005
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shmedium 

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.
what size is that, a shmedium?!
shmedium by Philly Flood July 9, 2006

schlmedium 

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong
Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!
schlmedium by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009

schledium 

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium
schledium by John September 5, 2003

Shmedium 

–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt
Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'
Shmedium by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010

schmedium 

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large
Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium
schmedium by benzino909 March 24, 2010
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