schlaumb 

ridiculous looking fellow

That band geek is a complete schlaumb.

schlaumb by Made By David and Travis October 29, 2005

Schaumburg High School 

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.

I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.

Schaumburg High School by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018

Schaumburg Double 

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.

Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.

Schaumburg Double by Parisian King January 5, 2008

schlumberdoodle 

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

schlamboed 

a state of extreme inebriation

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

schlamboed by raeraejones October 19, 2012

Schlaum

Schlaum~ To be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. A verb originating from Ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.

Wife: Why don't you clean out the car? Its a mess. You're lazy and I'm sick of it.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.

Schlaum by Big John and the Buffs March 7, 2014

Schlambadoodle 

(adj) one who causes Asian/European-Americans to lose braincells due to one's stupidity; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight

You are such a schlambadoodle that I decided to stop being your Discord kitten.

Schlambadoodle by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023