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Schaumburg High School
A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.
Schaumburg High School by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018
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Schaumburg Double
During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.
Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.
Schaumburg Double by Parisian King January 5, 2008
schlumberdoodle
My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.
schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
schlamboed
Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?
Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!
Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!
Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!
Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!
schlamboed by raeraejones October 19, 2012
Schlaum
Schlaum~ To be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. A verb originating from Ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.
Wife: Why don't you clean out the car? Its a mess. You're lazy and I'm sick of it.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.
Schlaum by Big John and the Buffs March 7, 2014
Schlambadoodle
(adj) one who causes Asian/European-Americans to lose braincells due to one's stupidity; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight
Schlambadoodle by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023
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