Schlaum

Schlaum~ To be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. A verb originating from Ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.

Wife: Why don't you clean out the car? Its a mess. You're lazy and I'm sick of it.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.

by Big John and the Buffs March 7, 2014

Schlau

The definition of Schlau REALLY is... Amazing. Even though Schlau sounds like a german cussword, it is often taken for granted. Schlau is very mysterious, sexy, and cool. It's a word that can be twisted yet refined. Schlau is intelligent, mature, and responsible

Man that person must be a Schlau

by We UP September 19, 2011

Schlam

The act of having casual sex with another person

“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
“I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night”

by Andre’ January 5, 2020

Schlampe

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

by Melody April 25, 2004

Schaumburg High School

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.

I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.

by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018

Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.

Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?

by Frederick Grumbledink October 14, 2017